I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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