I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
