I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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