its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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