Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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