Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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