It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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