That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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