We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
