I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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