She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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