tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
