It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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