so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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