Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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