I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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