He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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