why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We're too hungover to prance.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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