I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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