I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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