For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Terrible idea I love it
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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