You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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