return my video game
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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