My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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