Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just pee around me
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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