i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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