I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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