and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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