Dual....:-)
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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