Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Quick, to the slutcave!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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