It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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