i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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