is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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