Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
