oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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