I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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