I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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