Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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