who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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