Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Are we still banned from the library?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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