the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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