it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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