Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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