You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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