Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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