idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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