Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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