I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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