we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
