and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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