If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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